Bad Mommy

This was on the bulletin board my whole life. My own mother tore it out of a New Yorker a million years ago.

I looked at it almost everyday, never laughed.

It's hilarious now. 

Update

I'm busy.

Isn't everyone? 

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First, we saw blue clues live! They loved it, of course!

Poor Steve was tired and sweaty, but all the kids were in awe of him!

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David and I went on our "minimoon" finally. We went to a hotel with a water park in it, and it was wonderful. A whole two days with no kids - unbelievable! 

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School is going well, my drawing class is great - I'll post some pics later.

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Gavin is going potty all by himself now, tell me to "stay der". He also demands to get dressed by himself now. That's why is pants are on backwards.

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Jared is talking so much! And everything he says is so clear, well, except for the little lisp he has...

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Bad Mommy Award:

I just realized I have yet to take back the library books (they're like a month late...)

and Jared has scribbled IN PEN in the front of one.

sigh.

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I was playing with Jared today, he had a plastic tiger and I had a plastic giraffe. His tiger roared as me, so my giraffe said "ah! You're scary!" 

Jared now thinks that all giraffes say "ahhhhh scary!"

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Gavin told me to have patience today. I'll try.

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